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  • 05/02/25 - NAS is now selectively allowed on the soybooru. See https://wiki.soyjak.st/SoyBooru_guide and https://booru.soyjak.st/post/view/116224 for details.
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Chud1: the coal that killed the miner attracted person
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Chud2: shut up nigger
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Chud3: @Chud: racism outside of /b/
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Chud4: what is b
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Chud5: gem
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Chud6: From my point of view, miners are the complete opposite of soyjaks.
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Chud7: @Chud: Well Cobson is nas
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Chud8: literal coal overload
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Chud9: common quicampoix gem
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Chud10: cobson found dat bbc gem
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Chud11: @Chud: Here, i decided to stop being a cobson slanderer and become a slut for Big Corsican Cock
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Chud12: mining GEM
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Chud13: @Chud:
On your knees, fighting buck. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't break with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his cobalt skin so it’d look like a nest’a snakes as he’d be twisting here and yonder. T’was an older gentleman, the owner d’ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular buck. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this moon cricket, this big-assed baboon, by fallerin’ the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on the western half of yon gentleman’s land. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, black slave’s body framed by yon settin’ sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, heading westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund’rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud negro was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my cock out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta’ wrigglin’ this way and that. And bucko did he began to wail! As loud as prairie lightning he were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, could tell his time was up, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken black anus and dodging my breaker man’s meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D’ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break. By the man Jesus and his snowy white pappy, now say hallelujah, boy, you'll break, too! oh yes sir.
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Chud14: im so sick of this copypasta chud
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Chud15: methane gemerald
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Chud16:
>it's carbon monoxide
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Chud17: Canarybros.., its over.
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