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Chud2: Me: Xe is so creative! I wish I could be half as good as xim!
Coco Ongezellig (ermmm... huh? what is she doing here!? π): Actually he didn't make that incomprehensible woah jack beca- *words words words words words dutch troons can't meme*
Me: Okay, Coco Ongezellig. I don't wanna hurt your fee fees (subtle reference to Chitwood), but Yaroslave ACTUALLY made this incomprehensible woah jack. Besides, it's not even, like, INCOMPREHENSIBLE! ππ€£
Coco Ongezellig: *rolls eyes like those annoying characters you see on movies* Ermmm, awkward! Is someone talking, or was it just static noise?
Me: π€¬π€¬π‘NAOOOOO
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
! (Subtle reference to a 4chan meme you newfag go back to reddit! π€£π)
TwistedJerry: Ayo the pizza's here!
Sectionalism: Let me tell you about this guy named FatGreasyItalian
Chud4: @Chud: Me: π³ Wa-wai-wait. So, you're telling me I am BROWN? *crowd gasps* (subtle mockery of cliches) and that... I, AM JEALOUS? No, no no! It's not like you ARE brown your self! Hmmm... I'm running out of clapbacks π€, so I'll retrieve those good old nuSPEAK! *Crowd holds their chairs in anticipation* Dudududu nu (Andrew Tate theme song Im humming by the way) OoOoooOoo π I just found out my CLAPBACK!
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Not even Kanye West:
Me: Projecting troon, shitskin bootlicker! ESL! YWNBAW YWNBA YWNBG!
Chud3: Oh nonononono π±π±π€―π€― (mindbroken emoji) Chud3sisters I feel suicidal now! ππ *waterfall sfx followed by a cartoonish falling crescendo*
FatPat: Ayup, in 'ru speak, she is MINDBROKEN! π€£π
Coco Ongezellig (ermmm... huh? what is she doing here!? π): Actually he didn't make that incomprehensible woah jack beca- *words words words words words dutch troons can't meme*
Me: Okay, Coco Ongezellig. I don't wanna hurt your fee fees (subtle reference to Chitwood), but Yaroslave ACTUALLY made this incomprehensible woah jack. Besides, it's not even, like, INCOMPREHENSIBLE! ππ€£
Coco Ongezellig: *rolls eyes like those annoying characters you see on movies* Ermmm, awkward! Is someone talking, or was it just static noise?
Me: π€¬π€¬π‘NAOOOOO
TwistedJerry: Ayo the pizza's here!
Sectionalism: Let me tell you about this guy named FatGreasyItalian
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Not even Kanye West:
Me: Projecting troon, shitskin bootlicker! ESL! YWNBAW YWNBA YWNBG!
Chud3: Oh nonononono π±π±π€―π€― (mindbroken emoji) Chud3sisters I feel suicidal now! ππ *waterfall sfx followed by a cartoonish falling crescendo*
FatPat: Ayup, in 'ru speak, she is MINDBROKEN! π€£π