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Hello, my name is Anonymous, I don't know if this matters but I'm an A 10 White Aryan Mexican Man that's built like a bull with a 12 inch B W C. Let me tell you about the one night I learned that Spade Son is real, and he almost raped me one night. It was 11:30 PM, like every other white Aryan man, I was on the Soy Booru owning Soy Tan haters that Soy Tan, in fact, will always be a gem. However, one hater was seething and leaking so much that he replied to me "She will never be a gem, can't you understand? I'm going to have to doxx you, find you, and teach you with my fists". I was like, okay whatever. This is relevant to the story, trust me.
If you didn't know, the Soy Booru is better than Soy jack party. I was IP banned from the party and I don't really care. However, I was curious in how much worse it has gotten since my ban so I decided to ban evade real quick and check on it. Like usual, soy was being spammed with random text that it started to slow my PC down. It was lagging as crazy, when I tried to click hide post, it lagged and scrolled down and I accidentally clicked on a link from one of the spam posts. The website loaded up, and displayed "Do you like B B C?" with a yes and no. Obviously, I clicked no. Then the next prompt showed up and stated "WRONG. Your IP address has been logged. I'm coming for you." Uhh... ok. I assumed it was a nothing burger and headed for bed, but I was so wrong. ((t=2000))
It was 3 AM. I heard banging on my door. Really loud banging, like a mallet was being swung at it. I went to my front door and took a peep throught the window. It was a huge white naked man, with black spade tattoos all over. Oh crap, is it... is that Cobson? He was swinging his huge rubber B B C dill doe on my door while I was peeking through my window blinds right by the door. Then, he noticed me. "I see you, this door won't keep me out for long. Hee Hee Hee...". I panicked, "What do I do? I don't want to be raped." I rushed over to my PC, went on Vid Lii, and searched up "what to do if cobson is trying to kill me?" There was only one result, titled "How to get rid of Spade son before he rapes you". I clicked on it, the video goes: ((t=500)) "If you're watching this video, you must have clicked "no" on that IP logger website. However, getting rid of spade son is very easy but you have to act fast. You have to yell Cobson is built for B B C three times to make him go away before he touches you, if he touches you, it's too late. I rushed at the door, yelled "COBSON IS BUILT FOR B B C, COBSON IS BUILT FO-", the door breaks open. Oh it's too late, I'm dead. I'm about to be impaled by his rubber B B C sword. Right as Spade son was about to touch me, a fat, vanta black mudslime came at my doorstep. "Anon, my name is Greg Floyd, I have doxxed you and found your residense. Now time for your lesson". Geeeeeg, is that the Soy Tan hater from earlier? Do they really look like that? Geg. Spade son turned around and saw the blackest man he ever saw. "B B C?" he says, and rushes towards the soy tan hater. "B B C!" he yelled with satisfaction as he rips off the soy tan haters pants off while the hater screams and panics. I don't think that was a B B C, more like a little pecker but I took the chance to scream to the top of my lungs "COBSON IS BUILT FOR B B C, COBSON IS BUILT FOR B B C, COBSON IS BUILT FOR B B C!". Spade son gets up, screamed "I AM GOD HERE", and ran back to the goon cave he came from. As for the Soy tan hater Greg Floyd, he died after getting Aids from Spade son.
((t=2000))
Let this be a lesson, don't click on any sketchy links, and if you happened to stumple upon the B B C questionair website, don't interact and close it, or Spade Son will log your IP and rape and kill you. If for whatever reason you click no, say "Cobson is built for B B C" three times before he gets you. And remember, Soy tan will always be a gem, the Soy Booru is better than the Sharty, Mexico is white, and I'm out.
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