05/02/25 - NAS is now selectively allowed on the soybooru. See https://wiki.soyjak.st/SoyBooru_guide and https://booru.soyjak.st/post/view/116224 for details.
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Chud10: [h2][b]The Cobson Empire, Ongezellig Indies, and United Tranny Kingdom merge into the All-Coal Kingdom (ACK) while the Republic of Soyjak, Kingdom of Feraljak, Chudjak Reich, [i]Federal Republic of Berndthats ackchyually gapejak sweaty[/i], State of Nojak, People's Republic of Markijak, and Despotate of Impjak merge into the Gems Ridding of Inferior Dust (GRoID), and then begins the
Chud13: Minor factions include various subcultures and NASsy posts. For example, the empire of Cobson is consumed by a civil war of blackcel chuds (tbp) and white chuds (BWC). BWC is funded by the Chud Reich. In the Ongezellig Indies, Yejibugs and the now extinct frogs were once hunted by great beasts known as janitors. In the Chud Reich, monkeys are considered delicacy due to Chad Nathaniel Chud VI’s Brazilian heritage, and that ‘MT and TND are Chud culture. The borders of Nujak, Cobson, and Markiplier are considered dangerous due to rumors of dangerous obese giants who feast on humans as if they were Avocados, and have a tendency to pose their… anuses as if they were naturally formed caves. Locals say you can go for hours exploring the “cave” without realizing it was actually the buttocks of one of those beasts. Recently, pirating mainlanders have been raiding coastal Ongezellig Indie towns, however, to little success as Ongezellig Naval forces have repelled them. The troon kingdom’s highest cause of death is being contested by recent murders caused by powerful blonde blue-eyed “extraterrestrial beings”, one of which, showed extreme joy upon the site of the local trans-womxn population, however, the trans-womxn’s thoughts of peace were short lived as another extraterrestrial (who exhibited aspects of PSYCHOpathy) came about and began KILLING and DESTROYING the faggot trannies. As the Tranny Armed Pexple’s Revolutionary Forces came to fight the surprisingly powerful beings, 41% of the army had suffered self-inflicted casualties. The remaining 59% attempted to destroy the beings, but their efforts were in vain as those beings TANKED that, and eventually, the army JOBBED so hard that the Kween killed xerself under stress… again… for the 23rd time their Kween has committed suicide…
In other news, exiles of the Ongezellig Indies, who have a particular fascination with office life and humor, have joined the Chud Reich as their leader, Scott Adams, has denounced the Tranny Kingdom and their ways.
Chud15: The homosexual populations of Markiplier and Nujak are contested as Chud Reich’s BWC WHITE BVLL STVD farms are in competition with Cobson’s tbp “”stud”” (tiny black pecker wielding sissy) farms. In the isolated land of Impjak, anthropologists have found a surprising connection with the Berndians from the republic of Bernd, which also may relate to trannies and bernd’s having similar phenotypes. These same anthropologists investigated what might’ve been the origin of all the inhabitants of the world, in the republic of Soyjak, fossils may suggest that all of Jak kind originated there (Ayo dats kinda like how all ppl r from Africa dawg no cap fr fr). It seems Impjaks keep mentioning a fictional country of “Sweden”, the folklore island of le HEKKIN wholesome diversity and “weird wojacks”, has captured the literary scene in the Despot state. Feraljaks have also a culture of violence and anger, which the Cobson propagandists have used against them, however, said Cobson supremacists have been shut down by the Soyjak World Order for being “le HEKKIN racist and unwholesome doe”
Chud16: United Tranny Kingdom was a Bernd colony but the Bernd explorers found estrogen by accident and they transitioned, rebelling against the Bernd Colonials and turning it into a very suicidal country.
In other news, exiles of the Ongezellig Indies, who have a particular fascination with office life and humor, have joined the Chud Reich as their leader, Scott Adams, has denounced the Tranny Kingdom and their ways.
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