thyme4basil: i would choose next to doll and babajak because he is doll's child and they mean no harm

Chud¹: 9 seems like its going to be a fun flight

Rvle_Hellenica: behind impjak

Chud²: 8 would be interesting to witness

Rvle_Hellenica: Anyone sitting in 11 would pass out from Amerimutt's assgas

Chud³: 7 because I'm with gems

Chud⁴: @Chud: will smell tranny's infected and decaying neovagina for 20 hours award

thyme4basil: thinking abt it 2 and 4 would probably be the most normal flight for you.
doctor soyberg and soystein would just talk about their patients and medical stuff.
and soyjak and neutralplier would just talk about funko pops and soy stuff.

Chud⁵: i love these 2011-esque memes

CuteCrab: 1 - Nate would annoy me and be unfunny, soytan would also be annoying but not intentionally, also considering seat 3 is free, the mexicaca will get up on his seat, turn around and masturbate looking at her, making it very uncomfortable, pass
2 - Soyak would act like a stereotypical numale and watch she-hulk, 'plier would mumble shit nobody cares about, not the worse and i will 100% fall asleep easily, best seat
3 - Doll is fine but babies in airplanes are the fucking worse, he will try and calm the baba but it won't work, pass
4 - Would be normal until they learn i'm a 'teen, then they'll force me to take my meds, making my brain turn into soap, pass
5 - Imagine the smell... Pass
6 - Overall the nicest seat, a bit too near the meximutt but at this point the entire airplane will smell like rotten tacos and shit so it won't matter, 2nd best seat
7 - Cobson will watch BLACKED.COM and feraljak will insult me for not wearing a blue helmet, pass
8 - Both would constantly fight, they will also force me into their arguments to try to get validation from me, pass
9 - Frogsissies are niggers that will constantly try to bait the entire plane, they could be funny DOE, but the swede will throw poop at me, so pass
10 - Froot the type of nigga to sit next to you on the bus when every other seats are empty, pass

CuteCrab: 11 - The amerimutt would be constantly eating greasy burgers to destroy the deep fried state or whatever, maybe even watch some blacked.com to own the libtards or however the euromutt next to me blows up the plane yeah, pass or something
12 - I will get raped and killed, pass

Chud⁶: If my plane looked like this id fucking open the emergency door midflight

Chud⁷: 1. Soytan would fall asleep in my lap and I'd stroke her smooth silky hair.

Chud⁸: seat 1 would probably just be nate and soytan calling you slurs for the entire flight

Chud⁹: @Chud: I'm a 6'2" blue eyed White man, they wouldn't have any slurs they could call me. Cracker, honky? They're white too. Nate might get pissy with my cozy snuggling sessions with Soytan tho.

Chud¹⁰: i would jump out the plane and die

Chud¹¹: @Chud:

>1

. Soytan would fall asleep in my lap and I'd stroke her smooth silky hair.

Chud¹²: 11 big BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPS coming from seat 5 o algo above

Chud¹³: 1 is my pick, it's the least worst. I originally thought of 8, because I could probably ignite an interesting conversation between both chud and troonella, but, you know it would smell crazy in there, just like seats 5, 11 and 12. Troons and chuddies don't shower, and troonella's neovagina would smell worse than rotten expired eggs. I also would probably pick 6, but to be honest, 1 is just the most interesting pick for me.

Chud¹⁴: I would not pick 3, for the sole reason that baba would be crying all flight. But DOLL is cool.
Seats 5, 8, 10, 11 and 12. You know it smells crazy in those. Amerimutt's & Meximutt's lethal BRAAAAPS, FNF pedo's swarthy swamp smell, along with rapeson's disgusting rotten anus, Root, being a pajeet, would smell like absolute shit, that combined with Froot's citrus smell would be intoxicating and I already explained chud and troonella earlier.
The rest are really boring or just straight up terrible. I don't wanna hear Cobson talk about how much he loves BBC in seat 7. And the Swede in seat 9 could have embedded 'p.

Chud¹⁵: @Chud: Just admit you want to cuddle with Soytan like I did. No shame in that.

Chud¹⁶: @CuteCrab: @Chud:

Chud¹⁷: @Chud:

>Just admit you want to cuddle with Soytan like I did. No shame in that.

Chud¹⁸: @Chud: xir, I don't really care about soytan that much. I am more interested in talking with Nate about the soysphere and maybe a little politics, but I wouldn't mind talking with soytan about Nintendo stuff for example, cause she seems to like it judging by how she always carries a Switch with her and I like Nintendo too. Im not into that cuddling stuff and I wouldn't let her sleep on my lap. Not a j@rtymutt.

Chud¹⁹: biggest brap ^^^^^^^^

Kernung: 5 Would be a mix of Shitokos horrid maggot-cockroach infested mexistench and DanBooru's sweet, nearly addictive aroma, entering your nostrils each in one nostril. Your left nostril withering away due to Shitokos spicstench and your right nostril harmonizing with Dans aroma

Kernung: At seat 12 my olfactory system will decay in a matter of seconds, then Rapeson and FNF Pedo will rape me in every single hole of my body
At seat 8 idk what chud and troonellas relationship is, either they hate eachother, are friends (most likely), or they're secretly have gay sex when they're alone due to being terminally online sexless gooners
Sitting in seat 1 will probably get me in the way of Soytans plans of grooming Nate (Since Nate is a teenager and Soytan is probably in her 20s or 30s), unless they're just friends or siblings then nothing will happen. Unless if its a COAAL (more like BRIMSTOONE) relationship then yeah, fucked up shit would of happened at that seat if they were alone or however the obsessed gringo is fried
Seat 10 will stink a bit cuz Root is a pajeetmaggot (indians never shower)
Seat 9 would probably be annoying due to Pepes constant laughter and unfunny jokes alongside his autistic stimming, him trying to "bait" and "troll" Impjak but failing due to Impjak being perpetually unbotherable
Seat 4, no fucking way Dr. Soyberg is alive I thought he dies 4 years ago
Seat 11 would be enjoyable, me (a biracial euromutt), Euromutt, and Amerimutt arguing over whos whiter (me)
Seat 2 would be fine
Seat 6 I'd probably put on my earbuds, not to bother Bernd and Bridget
Seat 7 Idk what would happen
Seat 3 is my #1 pick, sitting next to my favorite admin? Fuck yeah, Dolls a chill lad

Chud²⁰: @Kernung: I would've picked seat 3 at first, but baba is there and he would cry during the whole flight, it would be annoying to endure it. If baba was not there I would've picked seat 3. Doll would be really cool to talk with.

Chud²¹: 10, that way I can juice FROOT and ROOT when I get bored.

deceased_african_adolescent: 10, because me and froot are e-dating ^_^ nyaaaa

Chud²²: 10 or 3 because theyre cooo fellas (ive talked to them in die corden)

Chud²³: cool* fail

deceased_african_adolescent: @Chud: did froot send you clitty pics

Chud²⁴: 8 so i can help chudjak hang bernd and find hyperborea

El_Salvadaryan: As far away from the smelly m*xican as possible

Chud²⁵: 11, but I'd rather not sit in the middle. Listening to Amerimutt and Meximutt arguing would be funny.

Chud²⁶: 3, 9, 4, 6 or 2.

Chud²⁷: SOYTAN WNBAG

Chud²⁸: 1, i feel like i'd get along with them

Chud²⁹: 4 because i <3 taking my meds, 8 to yell YWNBAW at troonella, or 12 because i would get along with rapeson

Chud³⁰: uh oh, i think i heard a loud sound of a plane door being opened as chudjak slammed the emergency exit door and flushed the person above me and the tranny out of the plane

Chud³¹: ^seething anti-rape virgin above me

Chud³²: i heard a loud sound of a rape snapping above me as the morbidly obese plus sized trans woman above me broke the weight limit on the ceiling

Chud³³: ^projecting 196 user with a neovagina above me

Chud³⁴: 12 because i want rapeson's bwc

Chud³⁵: I pick 6 since it's probably the most cozy seat in the airplace. Talking with Bernd and xis wife about stuff going on in our respective lives would be interesting.

Chud³⁶: 9 so we can both laugh at how pathetic soycucks are

Chud³⁷: 7 because I fantasize about kissing Cobson on the lips

gemerald_comics: number 6 is probably the best option, wholesome jak would leave me alone, isn't obese, and probably wouldn't smell bad, also I'm not stuck in the middle which is very important

Chud³⁸: 1 so i can rape both nate and soytan. threesome is also fine

Chud³⁹: @Chud: forgot to mention, I'm also a black male

Chud⁴⁰: 1 so i can have soytan peg me while nate makes me suck him off

Chud⁴¹: 9 because the frog is my BVLL

Chud⁴²: ^ ukrARYAN

Chud⁴³: @Chud: I am russian doughbeit

Chud⁴⁴: 1 so hard

Albert: 2, 6 (if you kill the femjak) or 7

Chud⁴⁵: uhhhh 1 cuz i like Nate

Chud⁴⁶: or 2 they look pretty ncie and cute

Chud⁴⁷: Obviously 1. Grope soytan ass from front,grope soyteen's pipi from back

Chud⁴⁸: Obviously 1. Grope soytan ass from front,grope soyteen's pipi from back

Chud⁴⁹: @Chud: wants to grope two children award

Chud⁵⁰: I'd choose two. They seem very nice and pleasant.

the_E_guy: 7,valid or not, xisters?

Chud⁵¹: 3, because of doll. alternatively, if him and his son weren't there or someone else had taken the seat, I'd pick 8 because I self insert as chud (or something along those greasemarks)

_account: 7. 8 or 12 would be hell on earth

Chud⁵²: 11

Chud⁵³: 12

H3K: 6 because Gapejak is nice and Femjak is

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