05/02/25 - NAS is now selectively allowed on the soybooru. See https://wiki.soyjak.st/SoyBooru_guide and https://booru.soyjak.st/post/view/116224 for details.
05/02/25 - Uploads with fewer than 5 (five) tags and a variant tag will be denied
04/28/25 - There's a new sheriff in town. Send all concerns, complaints, and suggestions to soysneed@soyjak.st
IP 3.134.118.113 has been banned until the end of time because of VPN Detected
If you couldn't possibly be guilty of what you're banned for, the person we banned probably had a dynamic IP address and so do you.
>One day, while Nate was cranking his hog to Aryan BWC porn, Soytan walked in. "The kitchen faucet isn't working. Can you help, Nate?" she said. Unfortunately for her, Nate was horny like an animal. His cock throbbing, waiting for this moment. He jumped onto her and pinned her against the wall. But what Nate didn't expect, was that Soytan was waiting for this moment too. As he drilled his BWC into her soygina, he felt something odd. There was a half-rotten tampon lodged deep inside. It was so decomposed that it appeared dark brown, but Nate didn't care. In fact, he wanted some "fun" with it. He quickly grabbed it and slurped a piece of congealed rotten period blood off of the tip. Soytan's expression made Nate giggle like a squirrel. he quickly attempted to swallow it whole, but gagged himself by accident. Before Nate could react, he heaved up 16.2 fl oz of foul waste directly onto her "soygina". She shreiked and ran away, leaving a trail of stomach contents behind her. Nate felt slightly guilty but also very "entertained" by the incident. And from then on, he would think about the incident during his edging and jelqing sessions.
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