>It was a beautiful morning. I looked out of the window and I saw the wonderful Unovan sunrise. I blinked in the gleam of the McBlaziken's across the road. Such beauty. Such civilization.

>I went online to check Nintendo WFC as I always do. It was the usual. Fucking Kalosfags battling each other when we should all be united, no more same species Pokemon battles guys! And then it happened. I came across something that changed my life forever. I come from a pure line of Kalosian, Galarian, Paldean, Alolan, Hisuian, Seviian, Kantonian, Johtonian, Hoennian, Sinnohan and Orange Islander ancestry. I have a pure Arceusborean phenotype! I'M WHITE YOU GUYS! And then I saw this fucking Galarian and he said: He's called Unovans "Unovamutts"! I was so.... upset. I vowed that it would be my dying act to destroy the Galarian race. If it's the last thing I do I will take vengeance! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A MUTT?! GALAR IS LIKE SO CUCKED MAN I MEAN, COME ON! I WENT TO LUMIOSE CITY THERE'S LIKE NO GALARIAN PEOPLE THERE!