Chud¹: Kill half-foots. Behead half-foots. Roundhouse kick a half-foot into the concrete. Slam dunk a half-foot baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy midgets. Defecate in a half-foots food. Launch half-foots into the sun. Stir fry half-foots in a wok. Toss half-foots into active volcanoes. Urinate into a half-foots gas tank. Judo throw half-foots into a wood chipper. Twist half-foots heads off. Report half-foots to the IRS. Karate chop half-foots in half. Curb stomp pregnant midget half-foots. Trap half-foots in quicksand. Crush half-foots in the trash compactor. Liquefy half-foots in a vat of acid. Eat half-foots. Dissect half-foots. Exterminate half-foots in the gas chamber. Stomp half-foot skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate half-foots in the oven. Lobotomize half-foots. Mandatory abortions for half-foots. Grind half-foot fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown half-foots in fried chicken grease. Vaporize half-foots with a ray gun. Kick old half-foots down the stairs. Feed half-foots to alligators. Slice half-foots with a katana.