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lifesucksthenyoudie: gem because it makes fun of that retarded faggot ls mark
i hate him so fucking much, people who like sonic heroes shouldn't even register as human beings. sonic heroes is one of the shittiest sonic games ever made, and to be honest you could make an argument that its the worst sonic game ever made, even beating out other turds like 06, shadow, boom rise of lyric, forces, etc.
literally nothing about that game is any good. the game controls like garbage. the graphics are somehow worse than adventure 2. the game is supposedly multiplatform yet the ports to xbox and pc are noticeably botched and the ps2 version is inexcusably poor (the ps2 might be shittier than the xbox and gamecube in terms of power but it does not excuse the fact it runs at 30fps while the other versions run at 60). the game is very buggy, i know sonic games were never the pinnacle of coding and this game isn't 06 tier broken, but it's broken enough where it's a detriment. the art style is shit, it tries SO SO HARD to emulate the environments in the Genesis games but it lacks any of the attention to detail those games had so outside of the first level they just look shitty bootlegs of those games. it's no better than the shitty Mario-tier levels Sonic Lost World had or the unnecessary recycling of old zones in Sonic Forces. the voice acting is somehow worse than how it is in Sonic Adventure 2. Ryan Drummond has this urge to yell every single line he says and DONT fucking get me started on the mentally retarded kid they used to voice Tails. the fact Big the Faggot Mentally Disabled Cat is back in any sort of capacity other than an easter egg is sad. Big the Cat is easily one of, if not the worst of Sonic's friends (not counting spinoffs like X, the comics, etc.), he's an unfunny retard with a grating, retarded voice courtesy of the faggot known as Jon St. John WHO NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY (duke is cool thoughbeit i just hate Jon St. John). the fact retarded twitter trannies are now acting like Big wasn't anything but a terrible mistake that Sega should cover up as much as possible makes me so enraged. the story is awful. i know Sonic isn't a game meant for its deep themes or plotlines but the "GUYZ... WE'RE... LE SONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOESSSS...FRIENDS... LE GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD" shit is so fucking grating and obnoxious and infantile that it makes me want to snap the game disk in half (other than the fact that Sonic Heroes is a garbage game). the absolutely HIDEOUS CGI renders they use for the artwork and in-game cutscenes are horrifically ugly. the chaos emerald stages are infuriating, not challenging. the multiplayer is a massive step down from SA2 Battle. the game asks you to play the game's campaign FOUR FUCKING TIMES in order to truly complete it, with the only differences being a fucking difficulty slider. oh i'm sorry, i forgot the fact that team chaotix gameplay consists of doing shitty fetch quests. THE SAME, SHITTY FETCH QUESTS YOU DO IN SHADOW, BUT THEY'RE LE GOOOD HERE AND LE BAD IN SHADOW becuase idk, maybe the tranny autists who are so deluded in believing Sonic Heroes has any entertainment value (among other delusions) have nostalgia for it and they seethe at Shadow the Hedgehog for being a nazi incel chud who exercises his second amendment rights. and repeating the same levels THREE MORE FUCKING TIMES without any major changes IS LE GOOOOOOODDDDD but WHEN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG LETS YOU CHOOSE WHAT LEVELS YOU WANT TO PLAY FROM A LARGE SELECTION THROUGH GAMEPLAY DECISIONS its le bad because "OH NO!!
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES
! OH MY ST. FLOYD THIS IS THE WROST THING EVER, WHY WOULD I WANNA PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES WHEN I CAN PLAY SUCH AMAZING (well to trannies only) LEVELS LIKE RAIL CANYON AND BINGO HIGHWAY!!!!" the bosses are dull and uninspired. Rocket Accel is one of the worst moves in Sonic history. the level up system is unnecessary and makes the game more complicated for no good reason. the level design is trash. it doesn't let you exercise formation switching in any meaningful way. when you see a fan, its power time! when you see a long stretch of land or two parallel walls, it's speed time! when you see a ledge, it's fly time! when you see big enemies with obnoxiously large health bars, its power time again!
i think i've made a clear, impossible to counter (because i'm right) argument for why sonic heroes is an irredeemable piece of trash. but somehow, mentally ill faggots like r/LS "I suck tranny dick and watch shitty cartoons for a living" Mark have came onto the scene with their retarded opinions and their ugly ass cartoonsonas, trying to somehow delude the masses that this shitty game is THE BEST SONIC GAME EVER MADE, let alone good or even passable. they are posers, they are an insult to real Sonic fans, who can recognize that outside of music, there is nothing salvageable from Sonic Heroes, other than lessons on how exactly not to make a Sonic game. yet whenever this poser tries to go against a real GOD of sonic knowledge like Cybershell he gets instantly BTFOd due to how much of a disingenuous retard he really is. in a just world this would be the point where he deletes all of his videos and kills himself out of pure embarrassment of being so BTFOd. but this world is not just, and so he continues to make shitty videos where he sits through 500 episodes of some shitty cartoon and rambles about it for five hours. i hope his fucking retarded mexican bpd whore girlfriend who's like 10 years older than him (probably because no one his age would want to have sex with this retard) fucking leaves him and gaslights him into committing suicide. FUCK HIM
Chud15: @lifesucksthenyoudie: why do you care this much about a game from nearly 20 years ago? I don't even like ls mark but calm the fuck down. get off the internet for an hour or two. take a shower. read a book. go on a walk.
lifesucksthenyoudie: @Chud: because i'm fucking sick of faggots like him invading the sonic community, parading retarded nonsense ideas like sonic heroes being good or that 06 is some sort of misunderstood unfinished masterpiece. they need to fucking leave
Chud16: @lifesucksthenyoudie: look at this fucking loser autist crying about Sonic games, no wonder no woman wants to fuck him so he has to resort to rape fantasies instead
lmfao kill yourself you freak nobody loves you autist
Chud17: @lifesucksthenyoudie: Cartoon-obsessed irish talking about how much he likes his heccin' cartoonish and retarted video game should be one of your least concerns when a litteral autistic troonfag comic writer manages the NA "localization" and keeps spoonfeeding the autistic fanbase with the "IDW is canon! These characters are gay!" shit
Chud19: @lifesucksthenyoudie: nobody's forcing you to pay attention to coaLS mark, just play the fucking games you enjoy and ignore the ones you don't. this shit would've been common sense 15 years ago.
lifesucksthenyoudie: @Chud: i don't really know much about the comics, i mainly only pay attention to the games, tv shows and movies, but from the looks of it IDW is bleeding money and they'll likely lose the Sonic license pretty soon, trust the science
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i hate him so fucking much, people who like sonic heroes shouldn't even register as human beings. sonic heroes is one of the shittiest sonic games ever made, and to be honest you could make an argument that its the worst sonic game ever made, even beating out other turds like 06, shadow, boom rise of lyric, forces, etc.
literally nothing about that game is any good. the game controls like garbage. the graphics are somehow worse than adventure 2. the game is supposedly multiplatform yet the ports to xbox and pc are noticeably botched and the ps2 version is inexcusably poor (the ps2 might be shittier than the xbox and gamecube in terms of power but it does not excuse the fact it runs at 30fps while the other versions run at 60). the game is very buggy, i know sonic games were never the pinnacle of coding and this game isn't 06 tier broken, but it's broken enough where it's a detriment. the art style is shit, it tries SO SO HARD to emulate the environments in the Genesis games but it lacks any of the attention to detail those games had so outside of the first level they just look shitty bootlegs of those games. it's no better than the shitty Mario-tier levels Sonic Lost World had or the unnecessary recycling of old zones in Sonic Forces. the voice acting is somehow worse than how it is in Sonic Adventure 2. Ryan Drummond has this urge to yell every single line he says and DONT fucking get me started on the mentally retarded kid they used to voice Tails. the fact Big the Faggot Mentally Disabled Cat is back in any sort of capacity other than an easter egg is sad. Big the Cat is easily one of, if not the worst of Sonic's friends (not counting spinoffs like X, the comics, etc.), he's an unfunny retard with a grating, retarded voice courtesy of the faggot known as Jon St. John WHO NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY (duke is cool thoughbeit i just hate Jon St. John). the fact retarded twitter trannies are now acting like Big wasn't anything but a terrible mistake that Sega should cover up as much as possible makes me so enraged. the story is awful. i know Sonic isn't a game meant for its deep themes or plotlines but the "GUYZ... WE'RE... LE SONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOESSSS...FRIENDS... LE GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD" shit is so fucking grating and obnoxious and infantile that it makes me want to snap the game disk in half (other than the fact that Sonic Heroes is a garbage game). the absolutely HIDEOUS CGI renders they use for the artwork and in-game cutscenes are horrifically ugly. the chaos emerald stages are infuriating, not challenging. the multiplayer is a massive step down from SA2 Battle. the game asks you to play the game's campaign FOUR FUCKING TIMES in order to truly complete it, with the only differences being a fucking difficulty slider. oh i'm sorry, i forgot the fact that team chaotix gameplay consists of doing shitty fetch quests. THE SAME, SHITTY FETCH QUESTS YOU DO IN SHADOW, BUT THEY'RE LE GOOOD HERE AND LE BAD IN SHADOW becuase idk, maybe the tranny autists who are so deluded in believing Sonic Heroes has any entertainment value (among other delusions) have nostalgia for it and they seethe at Shadow the Hedgehog for being a nazi incel chud who exercises his second amendment rights. and repeating the same levels THREE MORE FUCKING TIMES without any major changes IS LE GOOOOOOODDDDD but WHEN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG LETS YOU CHOOSE WHAT LEVELS YOU WANT TO PLAY FROM A LARGE SELECTION THROUGH GAMEPLAY DECISIONS its le bad because "OH NO!!
i think i've made a clear, impossible to counter (because i'm right) argument for why sonic heroes is an irredeemable piece of trash. but somehow, mentally ill faggots like r/LS "I suck tranny dick and watch shitty cartoons for a living" Mark have came onto the scene with their retarded opinions and their ugly ass cartoonsonas, trying to somehow delude the masses that this shitty game is THE BEST SONIC GAME EVER MADE, let alone good or even passable. they are posers, they are an insult to real Sonic fans, who can recognize that outside of music, there is nothing salvageable from Sonic Heroes, other than lessons on how exactly not to make a Sonic game. yet whenever this poser tries to go against a real GOD of sonic knowledge like Cybershell he gets instantly BTFOd due to how much of a disingenuous retard he really is. in a just world this would be the point where he deletes all of his videos and kills himself out of pure embarrassment of being so BTFOd. but this world is not just, and so he continues to make shitty videos where he sits through 500 episodes of some shitty cartoon and rambles about it for five hours. i hope his fucking retarded mexican bpd whore girlfriend who's like 10 years older than him (probably because no one his age would want to have sex with this retard) fucking leaves him and gaslights him into committing suicide. FUCK HIM
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You first, troon
Heartbreaking.
@lifesucksthenyoudie: take your fucking meds
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lmfao kill yourself you freak nobody loves you autist
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