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Chud1: I clicked on the fitness board, couldn’t believe what I read
Some DYEL was pissing and moaning about the shape of his head
Hey janny can you do your job and delete this incel thread?
He just grinned and shook my hand, “no” was all he said
Chud4: I picked up my gym bag, went looking for a CBT
Saw a bunch of Nazi twinks, didn’t look like they lift to me
I said “hey /pol/fags, have you tried picking up some weights?”
They just posted a wall of text about Hitler and degenerates
Chud6: Fuck off Mr Coomer, there’s nothing you can do
Except post another dumb fucking thread about “is coffee good for you”
Well janny my friend, what about deleting this one?
He said “I’m here to do what I’m paid to do, and what I’m paid to do is done”
Chud7: Blackpill poster followed me, through the sea of threads with butts
He spent about half an hour reeing over Tik Tok sluts
I said “why do you think I care, you know I’m a grown ass man”
He said “we can’t get laid anymore, only gigachad can”
Chud8: Things are getting dark in here, it’s easy to lose hope
On a board full of lookism fags who think lifting is cope
And threads with 50 replies about how to grow a bigger knob
But we’re all gonna make it bros, and janny’s gonna do his job
Some DYEL was pissing and moaning about the shape of his head
Hey janny can you do your job and delete this incel thread?
He just grinned and shook my hand, “no” was all he said
CLEAN THE BOARD FOR FREE
CLEAN THE BOARD UP JANNY
(JANNY) (JANNY) (JANNY)
CLEAN THE BOARD UP FOR ME
Saw a bunch of Nazi twinks, didn’t look like they lift to me
I said “hey /pol/fags, have you tried picking up some weights?”
They just posted a wall of text about Hitler and degenerates
CLEAN THE BOARD FOR FREE
CLEAN THE BOARD UP JANNY
(JANNY) (JANNY) (JANNY)
CLEAN THE BOARD UP FOR ME
.
Except post another dumb fucking thread about “is coffee good for you”
Well janny my friend, what about deleting this one?
He said “I’m here to do what I’m paid to do, and what I’m paid to do is done”
He spent about half an hour reeing over Tik Tok sluts
I said “why do you think I care, you know I’m a grown ass man”
He said “we can’t get laid anymore, only gigachad can”
On a board full of lookism fags who think lifting is cope
And threads with 50 replies about how to grow a bigger knob
But we’re all gonna make it bros, and janny’s gonna do his job