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IP 216.73.216.15 has been banned until the end of time because of VPN Detected

If you couldn't possibly be guilty of what you're banned for, the person we banned probably had a dynamic IP address and so do you.

See http://whatismyipaddress.com/dynamic-static for more information.

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Tags GNU/Linux bloodshot_eyes crying flag glasses hanging open_mouth rope soyjak stubble suicide tongue tranny variant:bernd yellow_teeth
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Chud1: Linuxtrannies won't like this one
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Chud2: I look like this and I say this
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Chud3: Yeah windows fag, don't you have to update your spy machine again?
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Chud4:
>Yeah windows fag, don't you have to update your spy machine agACK-
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Chud5: gem
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Chud6: sadly for you I'm typing this on void linux, therefore making me not a tranny
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Chud7:
HOLY DIAMOND
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Chud8:
>sadly for you I'm typing this on void linux, therefore making me not a tran-ACK!
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Chud9:
>i prefer my quality bloated proprietary software coded by street shitters
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Chud10: REPORTED
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Chud11: Linuxtroons got really quiet after this thing dropped
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Chud12: Yup, issa gemerald.
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Chud13:
ROUND HOUSE KICK THE GERMAN THAT MADE THIS
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Chud14: ^ common obsessed boomer fail
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Chud15:
up to 10% of Spain's population may have North African ancestry, with a significant portion of that coming from Morocco.
WE WUZ WHITE AND SHIEEEET
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Chud16:
DELETE THIS VIDEO
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Chud17: ^ boomer is larping as sectionalism now
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Chud18: @Chud: lol I'm 18
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Chud19: ^ lying boomer
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Chud20: @Chud: and I'm not Sectionalism
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Chud21: @Chud: @Chud: samefag
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Chud22: @Chud: this is not a video doe
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Chud23: @Chud: no, it was not me
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Chud24: @Chud: yep, this is audio
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Chud25: ^ damage control after being exposed
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Chud26: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: obvious samefag
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Chud27: @Chud: but Chud 22 is not me
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Chud28: ^ liar
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Chud29: @Chud: im trans btw if that matters
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Chud30: @Chud: @Chud: but I'm serious
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Chud31: @Chud: im trans btw if that matters
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Chud32: @Chud: fuck you I'm not trans, stop fаlsеflagging
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Chud33: @Chud: how about you stop lying and stop harassing me you ape
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Chud34: @Chud: what? I ain't harrased you, WTF, and I'm not tranny, you are ttanny
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Chud35:
>I ain't harrased you

@Chud:
>I'm not tranny, you are ttanny

Nice esl fail + projecting.
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Chud36: @Chud: Fuck you, westoid degenerate, I don't care about your tranny culture, you obsessed with ESL monkey
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Chud37:
KEEEEK I MINDBROKE THE BOOMER
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Chud38: ^ obsessed
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Chud39: ^ low iq ape just called me "westoid" kek FAIL
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Chud40: @Chud: ok, where are you from
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Chud41: @Chud: sorry i cant say without getting banned
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Chud42: @Chud: you are nanitnegra, right?
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Chud43: OpenBSD won
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Chud44:
>SISTER: Mom, my PC is broken, Anon deleted the desktop again...

>MOM: Is that true dear? We'll get that sorted out at Best Buy.

>
>2
 hours later...
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>PC REPAIR MAN: Looks like someone installed a virus called Linux on this computer... no worries, we can install a copy of Windows for free, the service charge will be only $39.99

>MOM: Sounds good, I better give Anon a whooping for installing viruses Linak or whatever on the computer.

>
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Chud45:
>1
 hour later...
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>MOM: So Anon, why did you install viruses on your sister's PC?

>ANON: Mom you don't get it, its an operating system called Arch Linux, it runs faster and bet-

>MOM: ANON. Answer me. The Best Buy computer guy told me that you installed a virus called LINAK on your sister's PC. Why did you install a virus? Are you trying to do hacking? You'll get the FBI on us Anon!

>ANON: But Mom, it's just a different operat-
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BrendioEEE: Gem
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Chud46:
>MOM: ANON you are banned from using the computer for the next 3 months. No more hacking and no more Linak viruses. Or we'll send you off to get adopted.

>SISTER: Told you so Anon. At least the Best buy computer guy was able to fix it. Mom you better get Anon to pay the $40 service fee as well.

>ANON: No fuck you! You can't make me pay for just upgrading your operating system!

>MOM: No swearing! Anon you are to go outside and sweep the yard until dinner. You can look forward to 2 plates of broccoli tonight.

>ANON: FAK YOU MOM! I JUST WANTED TO COMPILE SOFTWEARE.

>SISTER: Mom Anon is scaring me with his hacking speak!

>MOM: Alright Anon that's enough. We're bringing you to the orphanage. Enough with this hacking stuff, we don't want the FBI breaking down our doors.

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>MOM drives ANON to the orphanage.

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Chud47:
>MOM: Alright, we're bringing our troubled son ANON here to get adopted.

>RECEPTIONIST: Alright, just sign these forms and we can find your son a loving and caring family.

>ANON: Mom I can't believe you're doing this.

>RECEPTIONIST: Be quiet kid, we'll get you in a loving home very soon.
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Chud48: >
>MOM signs forms and drives away.

>10
 minutes later...
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>RECEPTIONIST: Congrats uh... *looks at papers* Anon, we've found you a new home! Let me introduce you to Mr. STALLMAN.

>STALLMAN: Hey kid, want some FREE software?

>ANON: Eww you smell so bad!

>STALLMAN: Don't worry kiddo that's just my foot fungus. Anyway let me take you in my van to show you some FREE software.

>ANON: I love free software!

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Chud49:
>ANON and STALLMAN enter the back of the van and close the doors.

>STALLMAN starts rummaging in his pockets.

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>ANON: What are you doing!?!?!?

>STALLMAN: Don't worry, I'm just taking out the USB that contains the FREE software.

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>STALLMAN retrieves a USB from inside his underwear and starts taking off his shoes. Green fumes rise from his bare feet.

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>ANON: Eww that smell is so bad! What the hell is that?

>STALLMAN: Dont worry my friend that is just my free and libre foot fungus.

>ANON: Let me out of here! It smells like shit!
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Chud50:
>STALLMAN: No, you need to inhale the smells of freedom.

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>STALLMAN takes the USB and starts shoving toe cheese and foot fungus into the USB port.

>ANON bangs on the doors of the van, but they are locked.

>Camera pans to the outside of the van, and screams can be heard.

>3
 minutes later...
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Chud51:
>The screaming dies down and STALLMAN opens the doors.

>The dead body of ANON falls out of the van.

>The camera pans to the side of the van, revealing a Nazi swastika, then pans back to STALLMAN.

>STALLMAN morphs into HITLER.

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>HITLER: And that, my friends, is how you gas the Jews!

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>HITLER bows deeply and the curtains close.

>AUDIENCE may now applause.

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>~ FIN ~
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Chud52: @Chud:
Holy mother of unfunny 4cuck coal
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Chud53: @Chud: @Chud: samenigger negrobumping
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