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Chud29: Do you ever just dab on a nigger epic style? Or perhaps whip and nae nae on a kike like a fuckin boss? Or maybe you just pull your dick out in front of the haters and suck them in like Sandy did!
Well, you better, 'teens. Yes, I'm talking about (You). If you don't, you're only doing yourself a fuckin disservice! Even if it's something small, like telling that uppity retard at your job to fuck off.
"b-b-but I'm a short skinnyfat chuddy 5 foot-"
FUCKIN' CAN IT! Some of my most victorious opps were scraggly rat ass fuckers, but why did they survive the brute with so much T he has natural roid rage that is yours truly? They played their strongest cards where it counted in the grand game of things and they bested me.
Game Over!
Did I quit? No, I play again! Why? I'm the best? But I just took a L? Fuck it, we ball!
So what's my point? My point is that I will achieve glory, and every other fucker here will too if you let ya nuts hang and let ya dick swing. Walk with purpose when working, and walk like a lord when in leisure or commerce. Speak sharply to men, sweet to the ladies, and only plainly to friends and family. Don't listen to miserable whiny faggot music or you'll turn into one, listen to based music for real men, like Chief Keef, Limp Bizkit, and Minecraft parodies. Anime is okay, as long as it's the ones with niggas fighting like DBZ.
If you like the Office or Game of Thrones, you are an actual bot
If you like Friends or Big Bang Theory, you're a gay bot
If you like MOBAs or MMOs, you're a miserable bot
Everyone here is a a sissy prissy niggy ass faggot.
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Mixed : big boobs, big ass,strong
Indigenous :Average boobs, average ass
Indian: Small tlts, small ass
Well, you better, 'teens. Yes, I'm talking about (You). If you don't, you're only doing yourself a fuckin disservice! Even if it's something small, like telling that uppity retard at your job to fuck off.
"b-b-but I'm a short skinnyfat chuddy 5 foot-"
FUCKIN' CAN IT! Some of my most victorious opps were scraggly rat ass fuckers, but why did they survive the brute with so much T he has natural roid rage that is yours truly? They played their strongest cards where it counted in the grand game of things and they bested me.
Game Over!
Did I quit? No, I play again! Why? I'm the best? But I just took a L? Fuck it, we ball!
So what's my point? My point is that I will achieve glory, and every other fucker here will too if you let ya nuts hang and let ya dick swing. Walk with purpose when working, and walk like a lord when in leisure or commerce. Speak sharply to men, sweet to the ladies, and only plainly to friends and family. Don't listen to miserable whiny faggot music or you'll turn into one, listen to based music for real men, like Chief Keef, Limp Bizkit, and Minecraft parodies. Anime is okay, as long as it's the ones with niggas fighting like DBZ.
If you like the Office or Game of Thrones, you are an actual bot
If you like Friends or Big Bang Theory, you're a gay bot
If you like MOBAs or MMOs, you're a miserable bot
Everyone here is a a sissy prissy niggy ass faggot.