Chud¹: Scratch developers when an explosion on your project that you took 40 hours on appears

funnystuffs: scratch developers when you say the s word

Chud²: You will never be a real programmer. You have no professionalism, you have no productivity, you have no skills. You are a autistic kid twisted by internet and cartoon into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Programmers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even scratch aspies who make “decent” game look uncanny and unnatural to a programmer. Your brain is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a python programmer home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected fetish. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real life name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a aspie is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably scratch fag. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

istandwithsatoko: trannies make for the best programmers and jannies because nobody else are as willing to be terminally online as them

Chud³: @Chud: trvthnvke

Chud⁴: @Chud: erm.. Skulls aer aganst te rols.. Banned for 14 daes

fuckyou: @Chud: >You will never be a real programmer. You have no professionalism, you have no productivity, you have no skills. You are a autistic kid twisted by internet and cartoon into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Programmers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even scratch aspies who make “decent” game look uncanny and unnatural to a programmer. Your brain is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a python progra-ACK

Chud⁵: me broadcasting "chud it up"

Chud⁶: @Chud: OHNONONONO LEAKAGE OVER A JAVASCRIPT SKIN????? 'RATCH VVON GEEEEEEG