Chud¹: shittoko isn't feeling happy today...

Chud²: @Chud: @satoko_houjou_fan:

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Chud³: Shitoko SO FAT, when he farts into the gulf of mexico it becomes A JACUZZI
Joel SO FAT, when he plays Baldi, the game thinks hes THE BULLY
Lifesucksthenyoudie SO FAT, when he visited the Netherlands the sea levels rised so high due to his weight the ENTIRE NETHERLANDS FLOODED
Albert SO FAT, the reason he hates Froot is because HE DOESN'T LIKE EATING FRUIT
Boxman SO FAT, he tried doxxing a literal who eceleb, but the only thing he was able to dox was where A MCDONALDS CASHIER WAS
Funnystuffs SO FAT, when he plays Pokemon, the game thinks hes SNORLAX
ltaIian Chad SO FAT, when he went to an ltaIian restaurant everyone thought he was a giant meatball AND THEY STARTED THROWING SAUCE AT HIM
Kleki SO FAT, she tried flying to Washington to marry Joel but the plane CRASHED due to HOW HEAVY XHE WAS
GemersonLakeAndPalmer SO FAT, his BUTT takes up an entire lake
Teto SO FAT, he tried gooning to soylita but he COULDN'T FIND HIS PECKER

Chud⁴: J#rtycucks are SO FAT that the reason they never post on their three shits per second board is because their BELLIES PREVENT COVER THEIR KEYBOARDS

Chud⁵: Why does he look like a Scooby-Doo villain?

Chud⁶: Andre95white SO FAT, when he tried gooning to the powerpuff girls he stopped because he COULDN'T FIND HIS PECKER

Chud⁷: DaydreamingBirdie SO FAT, he tried dilating over Family guy BUT HIS BELLY COVERED HIS KEYBOARD

Chud⁸: obsessed brimstone