>uploaded 10 seconds after i posted it on the sharty

>A bunch of fucking worthless schizos in England who were so unbearable got kicked out for burning children alive, and banged a bunch of rocks in the cold wilderness of Massachusetts. Then they did nothing but suck British cock for hundreds of years until a bunch of freemasons decided to have a big gay orgy and make the country free again or whatever, so they hired the French and Spanish to fight the British and paid them in Big Macs or something like that yeah. Then they got BTFO's in 1812. Then they all got raped by Irish niggers. Then they fought a big gay civil war over niggers. Then they all got raped by Sh7t4lans. Then the Jews came and began to take over the country by promising the population McFlurries or something like that yeah. Then they fought a war with Germany because their Jewish massas told xhem too. Then they did it again, but to beat the Soviets in the Space Race hired a bunch of Nazis to do the work for them. Then they blew up gooks and muzzies for the next few years, only to turn the population of these places into gay niggers. Now the average americaca (38% amerindian 22% spanish 14% jewish 12% african 6% it@li&n 5% irish 3% anglo) is a form of perfected cattle, and xher empire is shitting itsxelf to death as hoards of spics continue to pour into their mutthole nation.

You walk into the bathroom, unexpectedly seeing Soytan shitting on the floor. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. The smell of her rotten Soylent shit penetrating your nostrils, making you hard. "get out nigger" she mumbles. You can't resist your urges and have a great big huff of her radioactive caca. It sends waves of pleasure down your spine. Not registering that you're under her, she takes a big, warm, steamy, radioactive soybean pookie right in your freshly-dyed purple hair. You moan at the feeling. She knows fully that you're under her, and she prepares to squeeze one out. As the wet feces drips down your neck, some of it enters your mouth. It makes your 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. You can't resist, you lick all of the wet shit off of the floor. You get overwhelmed with pleasure and vomit it out of your mouth, along with about 1 and 1/4 cups of stomach contents. You don't want to waste this delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up the vomit. To your surprise, you climax. A huge cum stain takes over your pants. Before you can react, Soytan takes some on her finger and tastes it. "This tastes like chudcel johnson!". She tastes more, but jams her finger so far down her throat that she vomits onto your face. You open your mouth to shriek, but are silenced by floods of creamy butyric acid. You vomit her stomach contents back into her mouth. She does the same, repeating 4 or so times until she cums. You taste her squirt like she did with you. It tastes like goyslop.